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posted by Caleb on Jun 13

I only wish that I were making this up.

At that link above, Sebastian has a full list of the guns that would be banned by the anti-gun bill that just passed out of committee in the New Jersey Assembly: the Brown Bess musket and replicas are on that list.  But remember, Bryan Miller and New Jersey Ceasefire don’t want to target hunters and collectors, no, they want to go after eeeeeevvvviiiiillllll assault rifles like the Thompson Center Muzzleloaders.

If you’re in New Jersey, please contact your state Reps and tell them that you oppose this bill.  It’s easily one of the most sweeping and poorly thought out gun bans I’ve seen since the Louisiana Assault Weapons ban.

posted by Caleb on Jun 12

These idiot teenagers are extremely lucky that none of them got killed.

Sheriff Dan Watts said the man heard noise in his backyard and went outside with a flash light and a gun. Several Ely teenagers who had been trespassing on the man’s property got into a vehicle and one of them shot him in the eye with a paintball gun as the car drove away. Watts said the man thought he had been shot with a real gun and returned fire striking the car but not injuring any of the occupants.

The man who was shot with the paintball has a detached retina and it was not known Monday afternoon if he would lose sight in one eye, according to Watts.

So, these stupid kids decide that it would be awesome lulz if they went around shooting people up with a paintball gun, and then they shoot a cop in the eye who rightfully fearing for his life, returned fire.  He did not hit any of the kids because he had been shot in the eye with a .69 caliber paintball and could lose sight in one of his eyes.

Personally, I hope they do file charges against these idiots.  Felony charges, give ‘em the book for assaulting a police officer - and yes, before you complain that I’m only saying this because it was a cop, I’d be just as pissed if it was anyone else that could be permanently maimed because of stupid teenagers.

The other lesson incumbent in this is don’t shoot people with toy guns.  Having been shot with paintballs before, I can vouch that it’s an unpleasant experience if you’re not wearing protective gear - I can honestly say that in similar circumstances I would have likely shot back as well.

h/t Unclesaurus

posted by Caleb on Jun 10

It seems that Cafepress has selectively decided to yank some of Tam’s products down.

I’d say I’m surprised, but I’m not.  The Disciples get really upset when you mock their Savior.

posted by Caleb on Jun 3

“And another one gone, another one down, another one bites the dust” could be the theme song for the God not Guns blog, as they’ve removed another post from their blog, this time taking down the Idolatry of the Gun post.  Luckily, Thirdpower caught them in the act was able to screencap the post for all internets posterity.

What I can’t get is why take a post down to only put it back up later - did they think we’d give them a pass on repeating the same material?

posted by Caleb on Jun 3

The lawsuit against Adventure Outdoors - the last shop standing up to Mayor Bloomberg’s schoolyard bullying - has been forced to back down; primarily due to the antics of the anti-gun judge sitting on the case, Jack Weinstein.  Judge Weinstein had made the decision that the case would be heard by an advisory jury, which would ultimately mean that the decision on the case was in the hands of the judge, and not the jury.  By doing so, he essentially ensured that the case wouldn’t wind up in Adventure Outdoors’ favor.

According to the New York Daily News, Jay Wallace, the owner of Adventure Outdoors, plans to continue his fight elsewhere; I’ve also contacted him to see what his plans are for the future.

“We’re not cutting and running,” Renzulli [lawyer for Adventure Outdoors] insisted outside court.

Wallace will take his argument that Brooklyn federal court was not the proper venue for the suit, to the U.S. Court of Appeals.

It irks me to no end that Judge Weinstein was able to do this - personally, I feel like a case like this should be heard and decided by a jury.  The whole point of jury trials is to eliminate the potential of bias to influence the case, sadly this appears to be a pretty clear-cut example of bias taking over for reason and logic.

posted by Caleb on May 30

Not even two hours after I publish my rebuttal of the Guns and Meat post an alert reader (thanks Boyd) has pointed out that the original post has now been taken down by the Brady Campaign.

I am actually really surprised at how fast that went down. If you’re looking for it, here’s the cached version from Google at this link so you can see what I’m referring to in my post below this one.

I also took a couple of screen caps of the Google Cache page just to be on the safe side. I suppose this just goes to further the point that the Brady campaign and their astroturf cannot stand to actually engage in any sort debate, be it political or theological.

Apparently the post is still up at HuffPo, you can also find it copy and pasted in its entirety at the Brady Campaign Blog, which for some reason cracks me up.

Update: Hi JadeGold - I see you in my referral logs!  Feel free to leave a comment, unlike the Brady Campaign I don’t delete comments.

posted by Caleb on May 28

In three different articles about Mayor Bloomberg’s lawsuit against Adventure Outdoors (the last dealer left standing in Bloomie’s first lawsuit), two out of three major media outlets don’t actually know what a straw purchase is.  The New York Times and Reuters both have misleading information up on what defines a straw purchase.

NYT: …[Bloomberg’s investigators] bought weapons in illegal “straw purchases” — those in which one person submits to a background check for a gun to be used by someone else.

Reuters: The city has accused dealers like Wallace of allowing “straw purchases,” a transaction where one person shops for a gun and then has someone else fill out the required federal forms to pass a background check.

Close, but no cigar.  An actual straw purchase is where someone who is legally allowed to purchase a firearm purchases a firearm for someone who is legally barred from owning firearms, such as a convicted felon or someone subject to a restraining order.  It may seem like a small distinction, but it’s an important one - under the definition of straw purchase put forth by the Times and Reuters, a wife buying a gun for her husband as a gift is a “straw purchase”, when in fact that’s perfectly legal.

The third major media outlet that has coverage of the Adventure Outdoors civil case, which went to trial yesterday, was the Atlanta Journal Constitution.  They didn’t even define what a straw purchase is, but I’m confident that they probably would have messed it up as well.

Usage creep can actually be a tremendously damaging weapon against gun rights - if we allow the definition of “straw purchase” to gradually creep towards a more and more broad usage then we’re opening ourselves up for difficult battles in public perception.  Remember, it’s illegal to buy a gun for someone that would be legally barred from owning a gun - that’s the definition of a straw purchase.

On a more personal note, I hope that the judge in this case tosses it out on its ear; Bloomberg sent private investigators to other states expressly to break the law and entrap law-abiding gun dealers.  Ultimately, I agree with Jay Wallace, the owner of Adventure Outdoors when it comes to Bloomberg:

Wallace said “straw purchasers” New York sent to his Smyrna business simply found a way to entrap him and his business in a publicity stunt to draw attention to Bloomberg, should he run for another elected office, Wallace said.

This kind of tactic puts Mayor Bloomberg in the same category as the playground bully that used to beat kids up simply because he was bigger - I have a lot of respect for Jay Wallace for standing up to legal bullying of Bloomberg.  I guess playground rules still apply, you have to stand up to bullies to get them to back off.  If you want to support Jay Wallace’s court case financially, you can donate to the Bloomberg Fight Back Fund here.

posted by Caleb on May 27

Subway afraid of homeschoolers, yet can’t spell “United”.

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. Contest is open only to legal residents of the Untied States who are currently over the age of 18 and have children who attend elementary, private or parochial schools that serve grades PreK-6. No home schools will be accepted.

Where exactly are these Untied States?

posted by Caleb on May 21

Google Street View of an area in Chicago shows someone pointing a gun at a kid.

Wow. Just wow.

I took a screencap of it just in case Google finds it an pulls it offline.

posted by Caleb on May 14

You know, if we could harness cognitive dissonance and use it to power cars, our energy crisis would be over.  Because we’d have groups like “Queers for Palestine” to power every car in the country for 1,000 years.

If you don’t feel like clicking through their website (and I wouldn’t blame you) what they are is a pro-gay rights group that is also advocating the creation of a Palestinian state in place of Israel.

In case you missed that on the first pass, let me restate myself: these are gay people advocating for the creation of a Muslim state.  Completely forgetting what happens to gay people in Muslim states (places like Iran “don’t have gays”), and also ignoring the fact that Israel is essentially the only gay-friendly nation in the entire Middle East.

This is the kind of thing that falls into the category of “it would be funny if it wasn’t true”.

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