posted by Caleb on Jul 24
Apparently in the past the notoriously anti-gun New York Times had Gatling Guns on hand to defend against anti-war protestors.
Talk about irony so thick you could cut it with a knife.
h/t Unclesaurus
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posted by Caleb on Jul 23
We’d still be holding the Alamo if…
The TSRA National Match Team had been there.
Nice poster from Blackfork.
posted by Caleb on Jul 12
You know, I was willing to look past the whole anti-gun-socialist-elitist-tax increasing-liberal thing, but after seeing this picture, it’s on like Donkey Kong.
That’s Dick Luger, my senator. No one punches my senator and gets away with it. The shit just got real.
posted by Caleb on Jul 8
Since the Blackwater Motivator series of posters received a lot of positive feedback, I’m going to post one last poster - my way of saying “thank you” again to everyone out there who voted for me. It honestly means a lot to me that you guys did that - all joking and ego aside, it’s a tremendously humbling experience for me, and I am intensely grateful.
Note: This picture was taken safely. The gun was verified unloaded by two people, and the camera was on a remote (and a crappy camera) so there were no rule violations.
posted by Caleb on Jul 7
Best picture ever.
Chinese Tactical Team using Segeways as the latest and greatest tactical accessory.
I cannot image that would provide a very stable firing platform, but then again I never thought it would be a good idea to saddle up my scooter and see how well it soaks up the recoil from a 9mm.
posted by Caleb on Jul 3
From Mrs. Ahab, regarding the nonsensical statement in Justice Breyer’s dissent about how if you have a gun in the house you could kill yourself with it:
If a resident has a poisonous snake in the home that he uses to do Lord knows what with because why would you possibly want a poisonous snake in the home, but it is America, so if he wants a poisonous snake he has the right to own a poisonous snake, then he has a poisonous snake in the home that he can use to commit suicide or engage in acts of domestic violence.
posted by Caleb on Jul 2
I will on occasion click over to his blagowebs to “see what I can see” as the phrase goes, and I tell you the epic lulz that he’s been brining ever since the Heller decision have been GREAT.
He’s really outdone himself this time, spouting off anger and half-truths to rival Gonzo, and I must say it’s a fantastic show to watch. He’s still afraid to engage anyone in actual open debate, and has continued his long standing tradition of ad hominems against anyone with the temerity to call him on his silly bullshit.
Oh Jadegold, you are my most favorite troll. I <3 you more than Boring7 and Solaris combined. Don’t ever stop.
posted by Caleb on Jul 1
Mike wants to nominate me for everything.
I agree with this plan of action - Ahab for Everything. I’ll make Robb Allen my Minister of Defense, Tam can be Secretary of Snark, and Uncle will be Director of Assbeatings.
Since you’ll be voting for me for everything, let me lay out a few of my key positions:
- Tipping: Don’t be a cheap bastard, tip your servers.
- Terrorism: Let’s stop holding hands with the bastards and just kill ‘em.
- Hard lefties: Let’s stop holding hands with the bastards and just kill ‘em.
- Africa: holy hell, are we still cleaning up that mess?
- Nasty A-hole dictators: Let’s stop holding hands with the bastards and just kill ‘em.
- The Economy: Fun idea, let’s have the government stop mucking around with it, and actually let the oh, I don’t know, guys who know how this damn thing works take care of it.
- Oil crisis: Drill ANWR. Drill offshore. Invest in coal-to-oil. Give huge tax breaks to companies who demonstrate measurable gains in sustainable energy research. Build some fucking nuclear reactors.
Any positions not addressed above would have to first be routed by the Secretary of Giving a Shit, whose sole function would be to screen out all the stupid worthless BS that idiots try to get government to do.
P.S. At the end of my term, I would fire myself and go spend the rest of my days hunting in Montana, because I hate career politicians.
posted by Caleb on Jun 24
My wife has a new post up, about the top 10 things she never thought she’d say once she was married.
I can promise that she has actually said ALL OF THOSE things to me. My favorite is number 7, she’s talking about the .22 LR snap caps that somehow end up all over the damn place.
