He’s marketing some kind of new vodka. Honestly, I had to watch it twice to make sure there wasn’t some kind of “haha gotcha” moment hidden in there.
But no. He’s serious. And you know what really kills me? When people find something awesome like the crystal skull, or the pyramids, and assume that it’s so awesome that it must have been built by aliens. It’s downright insulting, if you ask me. I think humanity is pretty awesome, and just because we don’t know how something was done doesn’t mean that it’s impossible.
But yeah, Dan Aykroyd has gone round the bend.

on Oct 3rd, 2008 at 11:24 am
That is just fraking cracker-jacks!
on Oct 3rd, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Drink enough vodka and you won’t be able to tell reality from fantasy.
on Oct 3rd, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Akroyd lost his mind in the 70s. He runs a network of websites and “research” groups dedicated to the paranormal. He even produces a couple of those “paranormal” tv shows.
on Oct 4th, 2008 at 3:12 am
That puts a new spin on GhostBusters.
on Oct 5th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Dan Ackroyd: “Now… what to put in a bottle laden with such symbology and iconographic value?”
Agent Smecker: “…Symbology? Well, now that Duffy has relinquished his ‘King Bonehead’ crown, I see we have an heir to the throne! I’m sure the word you were looking for was ’symbolism;’ ‘what’s the sssssssssssymbolism there?’”
POPCORN!!
on Oct 5th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
The best part is that he keeps saying “symbology”!
on Oct 5th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I’d guess that he is only “crazy” like Whitley Strieber, who built a similar personal empire based on selling shit to looney-tuners. He’s just moving to a higher price point with this product.
We used to hatch such get-rich schemes in high school, but quickly realized that it takes a dedicated actor to get it right. You’ve gotta be “on” all the time you’re in public. Say, that’s kind of like politics!
on Oct 7th, 2008 at 9:06 am
I…. dammit, I want a bottle.