posted by Caleb on Jul 22

Tastes like chicken.

Only a short time ago the city of Fallujah served as stronghold for insurgents. Daily skirmishes, improvised explosive device detonations and public unease made operating a business in the city very difficult.

Today, with improved security throughout the region, the low price of 4,000 dinar, or $3.50, will purchase a full meal at the recently established Kentucky Fried Chicken in the Hey Al Dubat area of the city.

That’s so awesome it hurts a little bit, actually.

Plus, the fact that they’re opening a KFC in Fallujah of all places sort of makes it harder for the anti-war faction to claim that a) the surge hasn’t worked, or b) that things aren’t getting better - because let’s be honest, fried chicken and biscuits makes EVERYTHING better.

5 Comments to “The Taste of Freedom”

  1. Kalium Says:

    Except for the chicken. ;)

  2. shdwcaster Says:

    Actually, it does make the chicken better too. Seriously, have you ever eaten raw or undercooked chicken? Properly deep-fried in a giant pot of oil is a dramatic improvement. :p

  3. Alcibiades McZombie Says:

    They probably added falafel to the menu.

  4. shdwcaster Says:

    Mmm, fried fowl in a Fallujah falafel. I’m sold.

  5. Aepilot_jim Says:

    Ahh, that taste of freedom… tastes like…. chicken.

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