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Tactical Segeway

Best picture ever.

Chinese Tactical Team using Segeways as the latest and greatest tactical accessory.

I cannot image that would provide a very stable firing platform, but then again I never thought it would be a good idea to saddle up my scooter and see how well it soaks up the recoil from a 9mm.

13 Comments on “Tactical Segeway”

  1. #1 Tam
    on Jul 7th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    But, damn!

    Check out the lo-bujit soft nylon drop-thigh rigs. You can get those at the Indy 1500 for like $9.99…

  2. #2 Alcibiades McZombie
    on Jul 7th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    I would’ve tried to fit armor on those things. Put an armored shield on the front or something…

  3. #3 BobG
    on Jul 7th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    What would be fun to watch is one of them firing a Mossberg 500 with magnum loads.

  4. #4 Shdwcaster
    on Jul 7th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    It’ll be the must have accessory this fall for suburban mall ninjas everywhere.

  5. #5 TD
    on Jul 7th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    I’m surprised they’re still using Tokarevs.

  6. #6 Dedicated_Dad
    on Jul 7th, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    First, no doubt they’re chinese counterfeit segways. No way they paid retail.

    Second… Wow. Just… Wow.

    I bet it was an awesome show, but impractical as hell…

    DD

  7. #7 B Smith
    on Jul 8th, 2008 at 2:35 am

    Wait ’til you see the optional .50 cal MG mounts…:D

  8. #8 mike w.
    on Jul 8th, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    TD - I was thinking those looked like Toks? Anyone know if they really are still using them?

  9. #9 og
    on Jul 8th, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    it is perfectly possible to fire a nine driving a segway. Or a mossberg 12 gauge. And you do not lose control.

  10. #10 J T Bolt
    on Jul 8th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Geez, Tam. Does “Deadly Tacti-Cool” HAVE to mean over budget?

  11. #11 John
    on Jul 8th, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    Good friggin’ golly.

  12. #12 global village idiot
    on Jul 9th, 2008 at 1:11 am

    Daleks during beta-testing.

  13. #13 Rob K
    on Jul 9th, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Og, you sound like you speak from experience. And I have seen a mall cop on a Segway at Casleton Square Mall in Indy.

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