posted by Caleb on May 17

Ted Kennedy has been rushed to the hospital with “stroke-like symptoms”. No word yet if the stroke was caused by lack of oxygen due to being underwater in a car.

2 Comments to “Breaking News”

  1. Ride Fast Says:

    Ouch. It would be poetic justice, though.

  2. Marvin Says:

    Shame on you. Save the jokes until we really know how serious his condition is.

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