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Snakes on a plane!

Global warming will apparently bring Burmese Pythons to YOUR BACKYARD.

No worries, they usually get about 23 feet long and weigh around 200 pounds. I wouldn’t recommend a pistol, unless you’re a great shot, and all those “snake shot” loads won’t get the job done.

A 20 gauge shotgun with #4 or BB shot aimed for the head on the other hand will get the job done. If you’re uncomfortable with birdshot, use a buck load with small pellets, like #3 buck so you get a lot of coverage on the target.

Edit: I crack myself up.

“Maybe this will cut down on the spread of stupid little yip dogs.”

4 Comments on “Snakes on a plane!”

  1. #1 BobG
    on Feb 21st, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    Good pets, good belts, good eats. What’s not to like about them?

  2. #2 Glenn B
    on Feb 21st, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    I second the comments of BobG!

  3. #3 Weer'd Beard
    on Feb 22nd, 2008 at 7:21 am

    If global Warming will put a COLT Python in my gun vault, I’ll do all I can to help it along!

    Yarrrr

  4. #4 Mr. Completely
    on Feb 22nd, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Will those snakes catch coyotes, Hippies, and tree-huggers? If so, can I order an extra large advance shipment?

    …….. Mr. C.

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